Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits?
Me: No
Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!
Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.
Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits?
Me: No
Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!
Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.
The fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.
My personal hygiene is just fine with my armpit and leg hair, thank you very much.
My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats story of how me and my brother came out to each other
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I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon